A deer that catches stars in its antlers
- Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
- Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
Harry must have had more haircuts than the rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made no difference, his hair simply grew that way - all over the place.
"You can’t sing the instrumental part!!!"
did u mean Carry on My Wayward Son
Did you mean Bohemian Rhapsody
Did you mean eye of the tiger
Doctor Who theme anyone?
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
SOMEONE GET THIS SCENE AWAY FROM ME
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools